Post by John Damiter on Dec 19, 2006 15:36:24 GMT -5
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
In the year 2-oh-oh six,
As we wrestling junkies,
Search high and low for our fix.
The biggest news by far,
In our modern lore,
Is the return of extreme
once thought hardcore.
In the glare of the spotlight,
RVD took the lead,
To have it all crash on down,
Because of some weed.
“Oh come on!” said the internet barrage,
Van Dam got thirty days,
To clean out his garage.
“It wasn’t crack, meth or even some blow”,
But it sure worked out great,
For new champion, Big Show.
Some of the matches were fantastic,
Though it may sound like I’m dissin’
I just can’t help think,
That something major is missing.
It used to be about
The action in-ring.
But I just can’t get passed,
The whole “Vampire” thing.
After “December to Dismember”
Paul E. got a raw deal
Crying all the way home,
Knowing now how fans feel.
ECW is dead,
The body cremated
This new Sci-Fi show,
Not even remotely related.
The show isn’t bad,
But it’s just not the same,
So, by all means you should keep it,
Just under a new name.
I tuned in on Raw,
And start to see red,
John Cena toe to toe,
With rapper, K-Fed?
For some main stream press,
Our intelligence was insulted.
Was it because of Melina,
Divorce had resulted?
On January first,
A title match we will get,
One thing comes to mind,
And that thing is David Arquette.
Wussy entertainers
in the whole wrestling scene
Just one of the reasons,
I just want to scream!
I changed over to Spike,
To see a good fight.
Is this TNA,
Or Monday Night Raw lite?
Angle and Cage,
I sure understand
But Tyson Tomko?
He should have been banned.
And the VKM challenge
To the returning DX
A cross-promotional match up
Will never be next.
So why even bother,
To give the competition some time?
Let’em buy a commercial
And spend their own dime.
For many years,
We’ve seen quality slide.
Sacrificing the art,
While creativity died.
Its “sports entertainment”
Lately without too much sport,
We want to see wrestling,
Vince, the ball’s in your court.
It’s the hurricanrana,
That makes the crowd pop.
The backstage vignettes,
And epic promos should stop.
Take a look and the product,
And take care of the boys.
You’ll still get the viewers,
And sell T-shirts and toys.
Because the only reason
I tear the industry apart,
Is because of the love of it
I bear in my heart.
To all the boys and the gals
Who are making a name,
To whom entertaining,
Is the part of the game.
I hope that your passion,
In your souls it should stay,
Have a Happy New Year,
And a great Holiday
In the year 2-oh-oh six,
As we wrestling junkies,
Search high and low for our fix.
The biggest news by far,
In our modern lore,
Is the return of extreme
once thought hardcore.
In the glare of the spotlight,
RVD took the lead,
To have it all crash on down,
Because of some weed.
“Oh come on!” said the internet barrage,
Van Dam got thirty days,
To clean out his garage.
“It wasn’t crack, meth or even some blow”,
But it sure worked out great,
For new champion, Big Show.
Some of the matches were fantastic,
Though it may sound like I’m dissin’
I just can’t help think,
That something major is missing.
It used to be about
The action in-ring.
But I just can’t get passed,
The whole “Vampire” thing.
After “December to Dismember”
Paul E. got a raw deal
Crying all the way home,
Knowing now how fans feel.
ECW is dead,
The body cremated
This new Sci-Fi show,
Not even remotely related.
The show isn’t bad,
But it’s just not the same,
So, by all means you should keep it,
Just under a new name.
I tuned in on Raw,
And start to see red,
John Cena toe to toe,
With rapper, K-Fed?
For some main stream press,
Our intelligence was insulted.
Was it because of Melina,
Divorce had resulted?
On January first,
A title match we will get,
One thing comes to mind,
And that thing is David Arquette.
Wussy entertainers
in the whole wrestling scene
Just one of the reasons,
I just want to scream!
I changed over to Spike,
To see a good fight.
Is this TNA,
Or Monday Night Raw lite?
Angle and Cage,
I sure understand
But Tyson Tomko?
He should have been banned.
And the VKM challenge
To the returning DX
A cross-promotional match up
Will never be next.
So why even bother,
To give the competition some time?
Let’em buy a commercial
And spend their own dime.
For many years,
We’ve seen quality slide.
Sacrificing the art,
While creativity died.
Its “sports entertainment”
Lately without too much sport,
We want to see wrestling,
Vince, the ball’s in your court.
It’s the hurricanrana,
That makes the crowd pop.
The backstage vignettes,
And epic promos should stop.
Take a look and the product,
And take care of the boys.
You’ll still get the viewers,
And sell T-shirts and toys.
Because the only reason
I tear the industry apart,
Is because of the love of it
I bear in my heart.
To all the boys and the gals
Who are making a name,
To whom entertaining,
Is the part of the game.
I hope that your passion,
In your souls it should stay,
Have a Happy New Year,
And a great Holiday